This is effin’ awesome. The only way it could be more effin’ awesome, is if this Japanese department store offered 100% off of effin’ everything. At least that apostrophe has been used correctly, which is more than I can say for Myer department stores back home.
Read the full story on Gawker here.
You know, I don’t know if it’s Kosher to draw attention to the grammar of someone for whom English is a second language. Think of this as an homage to ‘Lost in Translation’. Without further adieu:
What is ‘Smorking’? It sounds kinky. All the more kinky with the exclamation mark in the middle of the sentence. Oh no! he didn’t.
And where do I return myself? From whence I came? Cause I foresee challenges there.
Submitted by Aubo.
