Heaps good grammars

Well, this is confusing.

Please don’t flush your sanity down the toilet.

The Perilously Missing Plural: I left two bread crumbs here just because I could.

We were where?

The best pancakes in the entire world are hot off the girdle. I mean… griddle.

At this Japanese restaurant, a lower prostitute is soaked and perhaps served on a bed of rice. Before this takes place, I’d suggest she see someone about that burning condition.

There’s a problem here. Can you see it? And no, I don’t mean the fact that the Australian Labor Party is in turmoil.