The Perilously Missing Plural: I left two bread crumbs here just because I could.

Maybe this is why our beloved koalas are dying out. IMITATION EUCALYPTUS. 

It’s another day in sub-editing paradise at the Daily Telegraph brought to you by “Grank” Hackett, and the shockingly-written headline that accompanies an unflattering shot of pregnant Jessica Marais crossing the street. Which is news, FYI.

theadvancededit:

Spacing is important, guys. 

theadvancededit:

Spacing is important, guys. 

(Reblogged from englishmotherfucker)

We were where?

The best pancakes in the entire world are hot off the girdle. I mean… griddle.

At this Japanese restaurant, a lower prostitute is soaked and perhaps served on a bed of rice. Before this takes place, I’d suggest she see someone about that burning condition.

errantapostrophe:

What happens when you mix intrigue and mystique? “Intrique.”

(Reblogged from errantapostrophe)